Not an alt!!

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!! Daxynn is not an alt. My little level 9 pally, miner/engineer, is NOT an alt!

(I do not have altitis.)

I am having fun, though. I mean, if - IF - I was playing a pally alternate character, it would be pretty cool to wear mail and wield a big ole sword/axe/hamma. It would be cool, if I were playing such a 'toon, to take on two level 9 mobs at the same time as a level 7 and survive. Yeah, that'd be neat. If I was playing another character.....if.....

(I can quit at ANY time!)

Turion, the Pally tank, would be giving me a hard time this morning if he wasn't at a school over in Washington state...if I started a Pally alt....He'd be saying how I finally got around to trying the best class in WoW, blah, blah, blah.

(I don't have a problem)

My son, who respec'd his pally to heal and his friend, who he is trying to get addicted, are in need of a tank and I'd fit that slot perfectly.....if I leveled a pally alt.....IF!.......as if.....

(It's not my fault; you don't understand.)

My previous experience with pallies ended at level 8, so, if I were playing a level 9 pally, then I would be foraying into new territory. Of course, my bank alts are always pallies because...wait for it...they have great judgments!

(Lots of people have altitis...it's not that bad)
(I am not in denial)
(Not.....an......alt......)
(You're judging me! What, are YOU a pally?)
(She's.....my.......preeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-cious.......)