Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Not an alt!!

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!! Daxynn is not an alt. My little level 9 pally, miner/engineer, is NOT an alt!

(I do not have altitis.)

I am having fun, though. I mean, if - IF - I was playing a pally alternate character, it would be pretty cool to wear mail and wield a big ole sword/axe/hamma. It would be cool, if I were playing such a 'toon, to take on two level 9 mobs at the same time as a level 7 and survive. Yeah, that'd be neat. If I was playing another character.....if.....

(I can quit at ANY time!)

Turion, the Pally tank, would be giving me a hard time this morning if he wasn't at a school over in Washington state...if I started a Pally alt....He'd be saying how I finally got around to trying the best class in WoW, blah, blah, blah.

(I don't have a problem)

My son, who respec'd his pally to heal and his friend, who he is trying to get addicted, are in need of a tank and I'd fit that slot perfectly.....if I leveled a pally alt.....IF!.......as if.....

(It's not my fault; you don't understand.)

My previous experience with pallies ended at level 8, so, if I were playing a level 9 pally, then I would be foraying into new territory. Of course, my bank alts are always pallies because...wait for it...they have great judgments!

(Lots of people have altitis...it's not that bad)
(I am not in denial)
(Not.....an......alt......)
(You're judging me! What, are YOU a pally?)
(She's.....my.......preeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-cious.......)

8 comments:

~One Among Many~ said...

Shhhhh, there there - calm yourself young padawan.

These are not the alts you are looking for.

*waves hand slightly*

Beowulfa said...

Dude, don't freak out. We totally believe you. She's not an alt. There, see, I said it!

Deathrender said...

It's totally an alt. Shame on you.

Daxenos said...

Oh, so now I'm a bad person because I had one relapse!

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Daxenos said...

I'm not hurting anyone....

4thehorde said...

Yes, this letter just came for you in the mail, I believe it's from the doctor's office.

"Dear Mr. So-and-So,
We regret to inform you that you have contracted a mild case of Altitis. It can still be cured if you act quickly. Please give us a call back at your earliest convienience. You can reach us at
1-888-itsaalt.
Sincerely,
Dr. Mario "

Hehe, hope you got as much of a kick out of that as I did...or I'm just that odd. Who know?
~Sylus A.K.A. Alg the devil

Daxenos said...

You don't understand the pressures of having 3 level 70's! I did this for my own good!

I'm the victim here!

Ailtia said...

Yes dax you are the victim.
Keep telling your self that.

the first step is admitting that you have a problem.

then comes acceptance.

Welcome to the new WoW.

Accept the inevitable. You have a alt..embrace it...become it...LOVE it.