So, since I'm counting calories, I figured I'd run this after dinner; any food that I left on the road due to regurgitation I get to add back to the total for the day! So not only do I get calorie credits for the mileage, but also I get them for any technicolor yawns that may come with the run. Score!
Unfortunately, I only got to count the 1200 or so calorie credits; I didn't have to talk to Ralph on the big white telephone. Not that I carry a commode around with me for such purposes. I'm just sayin'.
Anyways, I'm off to eat some Crisco. Just because I can!
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