"I think I might be getting a faint pulse!"
"Start an IV with D5W. Stat!"
"Blog, can you hear me? You gave us quite a scare there; we thought you were a gonner there for a bit."
"Should you really say that? I mean, it's not out of the woods yet; it could relapse any minute if we don't stabilize it soon."
"Meh, it's a tough old blog. It'll be fine. Rub some dirt on it."